The fashion bikini would look completely out
of place on the beach and better suits the catwalk. Bikini
clad models are used to sell everything from an insurance
policy to a sauspan. For some reason that is totally lost
on me advertisers feel that a girl in a bikini will grab the
attention of passing potential customers. If you are slling
a nut and bolt, surely the best person to promote the product
is a workman in workman's clothing? Why the pretty girl in
a bikini? The world is truly a bizarre place. And at car and
shows I see the manufacturers drap girls in bikinis over every
vehicle? When was the last time you saw a girl dressed in
a bikini drapped over the hood of your car parked on the hight
street? And when was the last time you saw a girl in a bikini
driving her Mini Cooper S in a bikini? It is crazy, I tell
you! ... ;-) But what a lovely thought... I think it should
be made law that all pretty girls dress in bikinis all the
time, even when it is snowing at minus degrees...
Beauty is only skin deep, but the bikini enhances
a ladies natural sensual femininity and reaches to the very
core of a man's heart... But if it is not his heart you are
looking to reach, the bikini is guaranteed to spark other
essential organs too... ;-)
Tim Rees
